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Reason to move to Sarasota or Venice Florida.

 

1) The most beautiful beaches in the world (And have been recognized as such)

2) No state income tax.

3) You could golf a different course every week for the rest of your life.

4) Sarasota Deep sea fishing

5) Sarasota Scuba diving.

6) Pristine tropical nature trails and parks for hiking or bird watching and more.

7) Homestead your home for full time residents and get big tax advantages.

8) The Sarasota community is full of culture and artistic talent.

9) Sarasota offers annual Offshore racing.

10) A collection of the most interesting and diverse people you will ever meet live part time, full-time, or retire to Sarasota.

11) Casual elegance says it all about Sarasota County.

12) Sarasota has fantastic medical facilities.

13) Sarasota and Venice Restaurants—Great food because people retire and open restaurants from all over the country.

14) Post card perfect afternoons enjoying this tropical paradise.

15) Sarasota has it’s own international Airport.

16) Sarasota is less than 50 miles to Tampa

17) Tampa offers Professional Baseball, Football, Hockey, and Basketball.

 

   Buy a home in Florida and feel like you are on vacation for the rest of your life”

You Know You’re a Floridian if…

You never use an umbrella because you know the rain
will be over in five minutes

A good parking place has nothing to do with distance
from the store, but everything to do with shade.

Your winter coat is made of denim

You can tell the difference between fire ant bites
and mosquito bites

You’re younger than thirty but some of your friends
are over 65

Anything under 70 is chilly.

You pass on the right and honk at the elderly.

You’ve driven through Yeehaw Junction.

You could swim before you could read

You have to drive north to get to The South

You know that no other grocery store can compare to
Publix.

Every other house had blue roofs in 2004-2005

You’ve gotten out of school early on Halloween to
trick or treat before it got dark

You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn’t
worth waking up for.

You dread love bug season.

You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane
list. They aren’t Hurricane Charley, Hurricane
Frances…but Charley , Frances , Ivan and Jeanne.

You know why flamingos are pink.

You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty
average.

You were twelve before you ever saw snow or you still
haven’t.

“Down South” means Key West

“Panhandling” means going to Pensacola

.Flip-flops are everyday wear.

.Shoes are for business meetings and church.

.No, wait, flip flops are good for church too, unless
it’s Easter or Christmas.

.Sweet tea can be served at any meal.

.An alligator once walked through your neighborhood.

.You smirk (or roll your eyes) when a game show’s
“Grand Prize” is a trip or cruise to Florida .

.You measure distance in minutes.

.You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one
sweatshirt.

.You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls.

.All the local festivals are named after a fruit.

.A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level.

.You think everyone from a bigger city has a northern
accent.

.You know the four seasons really are: Almost summer,
Summer, Not summer but really hot, and Christmas.

It’s not soda, cola, or pop. it’s coke, regardless of
brand or flavor, “What kinda coke you want?”

Anything under 95 is just warm.

You’ve hosted a hurricane party.

You go to a theme park for an afternoon, and know when
to get on the best rides.

You understand the futility of exterminating
cockroaches.

You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee and
Withlacoochee .

You understand why it’s better to have a friend with a
boat, than have a boat yourself.

Bumper stickers on the pickup in front of you include:
various fish, NRA, Nascar, Go Gators, and a
confederate flag.

You were 5 before you realized they made houses
without pools.

You were 25 when you first met someone who couldn’t
swim.

You get angry when people say ” Florida isn’t really
part of the SOUTH”

You’ve worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas.

You know what the “stingray shuffle” is, and why it’s
important!

You recognize Miami-Dade as ” Northern Cuba “ 

- Author Unknown.

What about Hurricanes?

Being a Floridian I am asked hundreds of times a year from people moving to the area…”What about hurricanes?” I can only share with you what I know and the facts. 1st. I have lived in Florida for 40 years on the Gulf coast and actually have had to put up storm shutters once. Hurricanes are one of  Natures only predictable natural disasters. When storms come into the news we watch them for a week or so. You cant do that with earthquakes, tornados, wild fires, and others. You just don't have the warning. So if I am going to have to deal with the possibility of natural disasters I’ll take Hurricanes. At least in Sarasota we can plan and with planning and acting on the advice from the professionals, safety from the storm is available. Of course no one knows what the future holds but below is some information and historical facts you might be interested in when thinking about where in Florida to buy your home. I am sure you will agree Sarasota located just below Tampa Bay is a pretty good place to be in comparison.

Probability of direct landfall.

One of our local Fire Dept put together one of the best Hurricane Tracking and preparation pages I have ever seen. I use it all the time when storms are being tracked.  To see it…………………

Thank You Cedar Hammock Fire Rescue

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